Thursday, March 26, 2015

Week 6 with Ms. Transaction Sheet, and Mr. Capybara


Ben Talpey doing SMG work
Hey guys, it's Ben Talpey!!! We are in distress as Helen has gone missing, maybe kidnapped by We're What Makes Money Green!! Or maybe we have a TRAITOR ON OUR HANDS!!!!! I've seen Helen taking basketball shooting form lessons from Grace, a member We're What Makes Money Green, before class. But yes, without Mrs. Transaction Sheet's presence, we are just managing. BUT WE CAN STILL GIVE HER HOMEWORK!!! On the contrary (Not really), we sold all of our stocks and put faith into "PLATE" and lost 2,000 dollars in ONE NIGHT.

Hi, Jacob here. We are soooooooo happy to have Helen back, as she does our transaction sheets. We have recently sold all our of our stocks but one, PLATE. We have recently discovered that some of our transaction sheets are incorrect, as commission was added when it should have been subtracted(It's ok Helen, we understand!) Overall, we are doing fine.
 Price of Oil
51.15 Up 1.94(3.94%)

Friday, March 6, 2015

Week 2 with Arnold Schwarzennegger, Waffle Man, Dull Horns

In the back, Drinking Mio, Ben Talpey. Left, with the "I CEH NAH!" face, Helen. And to the right, staring creepily at Helen's iPad, Jacob!!!

Hey guys, It's Ben here and today we are in BOLD!!! That's because we're swag! But we are looking into selling some stocks because our recent purchases in stocks have led to a positive return percentage of 0.17%!!!! That is great improvement from old us. We have decided to sell "Ronaldo." And Helen is doing AMAZING with the Trans. sheets. And right now gold is worth 1,156.20$!! And the DJI is going down. It is at 17,763.41 and went down 131.81!!! DOWN 74%!!!! But as of right now it looks like our time up, and I will SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!